Yes, I love bendy straws. Make fun. Jest. I don't care. You may prefer to drink from a dirty, nasty aluminum can or spread your germs on the rim of a glass, but not me! I love using straws. They also prevent objects larger than the diameter of the straw from getting into your mouth. I'm indifferent on wether they are they stripey kind or the solid color kind. I cannot stand, however, the kids' fun straws. They are way to long to fit securely in any...ANY glass, can, or bottle. Yet, children love them. They'll understand when they're older. Plus, cleaning those things is a pain in the bottom. Yes, I said "bottom." Now onto other thangs....
(previous section is partially credited to Tim DeMoor for encouraging me to write about the subject matter)
Now onto Shumaning! Matt Shuman, star of Gore-e-ography: The Making of Death Harmony, is only 45 IMDB "likes" away from Ben Affleck!!! 45?! Are you kidding?! The Mad Cowford Improv show Friday night at Northstar Substation was a real laugh-riot, encouraging the audience to participate in this IMDB challenge. There was even a game dedicated to Matt Shuman. The whole night was full of laughs and cries (from hysterical laughter). It was also full of the best pizza in Jacksonville, beer (Woodchuck pear is my favorite even if it may not officially be classified as a beer.), liquor, and SKITTLES' FISH BOWL!!!! A delectable taste-sensation of liquor and Skittles in a, yes, fish bowl. In addition to be amazingly wonderful on my tongue, I got a bendy-straw out of it! Friday nights are always full of perfection due to the combination of so many forms of awesomeness colliding.
After the show, there was an explosion on the IMDB account. EXPLOSION! Shumanisms are on the horizon. ...And, so are zombies, ninjas, and vampires. Why?! Because the mostest, greatest, fantastic party of the year is coming up October 28th at the Florida Theater: The premier of Gore-e-ography: The Making of Death Harmony. This event will be so kick-ass.... just so kick-ass.... THAT MUCH KICK-ASS! Ticket purchase includes: drinks (alcoholic), food (sushi?), live band (music), costume contest (zombie, ninja, vampire optional/or, formal attire...guys that means tuxedos...gals that means glam-it-up!), and the first time the world will ever view Gore-e-ography starring Matt Shuman and so many other very incredibly talented and funny people. www.gore-e-ography.com is selling tickets along with other people who are involved in the movie. The cost is cheaper when purchased through a person. I can hook ya up if you want.
That's all for now.